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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
myworldsstillburning
soorajmakhi

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

usbdongle

the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”


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imgamcrazyandicey-pie

Okay no, you know what?

Fuck this.

It is impossible to have a flat stomach.

I am the smallest, thinest, petite person that I have ever met.

I am 5'4, 47 kilo’s, I am underweight and my family genetics give me an extremely fast acting metabolism and not even I have a flat stomach.

Flat stomachs are bullshit made up by greedy business men and Photoshop to sell products to young, impressionable people (mainly women but I have seen it aimed at men too.)

Flat stomachs are not humanly possible.

In case you forgot we have fucking organs, bones, flesh, and a stomach inside that flabby little area. (crazy I know.)

Our stomachs have to roll when we sit so they don’t split open when we stand back up, our stomachs have fat so they can stretch when we eat.

OUR STOMACHS ARE NOT MADE TO BE FLAT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE VERY DAMAGING IF THEY WERE. STOP SPREADING LIES AND BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU STUPID PRICKS.

canadian-crofters

Fantastic job everyone

randomslasher

Additionally, if you have a uterus and ovaries, there is a small pouch of fat that sits in your low belly in front of those organs to protect them. It is supposed to be there and trying to get rid of it is damaging and unhealthy. So anyone claiming having a completely ‘flat’ tummy is the pinnacle of health is also wrong. 

Source: haraamzada